On Facebook tonight, my roommate wrote:  “If your assistant doesn’t assist you, hire me: I will make you laugh and feel light-hearted all day, I can answer your phone with a smile and treat your customers and your business with the upmost respect and care, I’m completely computer literate and genuinely a really nice guy, I can make your life so much easier, but you don’t know how wonderful I am, because you accept applications online only, so we have never had this discussion, or the one about what I cannot do. What I cannot do is pass your background check or the judgements you make as a result of it. ”  I responded, “What might help is if you had not checked you had a felony conviction on the application when you do not have a felony conviction, you ditzoid.”  Just sayin…