I am dying laughing. A friend had a crisis! I dashed to help. She’d bought a giant economy sized box of Poise pads for light bladder leakage. She’s 5′ tall and 96 lbs. The pads were Extra Long. She showed me they reached from above her navel to the middle of her back. When we stopped rolling on the floor laughing, I told her to exchange them for regular length. READ LABELS!  I wrote about a cool experiment with Poise pads here http://horizonsmagazine.com/blog/?p=8015