To the friends who report someone is repeating old fibs about me as new news, that’s fine. Don’t worry when people lie about you. It has nothing to do with you. That is just how they work their own mirror out. So, someone speaking about me unkindly or untrue-ly?  Thank you, but I don’t need to know. That tree doesn’t fall in this forest anymore.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, the tree needs a better marketing strategy.