I love it when I wake up and begin to do phone calls and texts and go into website control panels and password files and realize I’m not as awake as I thought. I apologize to anyone who got caught up in my sleepwalking, sleepworking, sleep texting and sleep calling of earlier this evening. I thought I was awake. It’s been many moons since I sleptwalk. It’s the reason I began to keep chimes at all the doors, so when I’d open a door, the sound could wake me. The craziest thing I ever did while sleep walking was either stuffing my pillow into the refrigerator or loading books into the the washing machine, which thankfully I failed to turn on.