Sheldon, Amy, don’t think you’re fooling Mom

[Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy’s mother (in somewhat robotic voices) over a video computer connection on a laptop]
Mrs. Fowler: It’s nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn’t believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.
Sheldon Cooper: I assure you I am quite real. And I’m having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Mrs. Fowler: [in a surprised tone] What?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, yes. We’re like wild animals in heat. It’s a wonder that neither of us has been hurt.
Mrs. Fowler: [scared] Amy, what is he saying?
Amy Farrah Fowler: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.
[Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back]
Amy Farrah Fowler: I have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh yes. It’s time for me to make love to your daughter’s vagina.
[Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top]

From “The Big Bang Theory: The Desperation Emanation (#4.5)” (2010)

This episode cracked me up this week. I think it’s hiliarious these 2 characters are replicating their perception of what they see happen out in the world that is considered normal.  Isn’t that what we all do?  Isn’t that what different perceptions is all about?

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