Abstinence or condoms are the only other options for contraception?

I read the news at this link about the current birth control debate.  Who on the planet doesn’t know there are a gazillion ways to have mutually satisfying sex without poking anything in anywhere? (Oh right, the sheeple…)  It cracks me up the people who think kids aren’t going to have sex so they don’t educate them. They’re going to have it, it’s a natural urge, all you’re doing by not educating them is teaching them to hide things from you and grow up feeling guilty and making sex shameful for them. That’s ok, there are a lot of councilors on the planet right now clearing up the messes made by past generations. Not to worry.  We’re evolving.