I giggle that I unfriended someone not because she keeps contacting my bf, but because she continually references their prior sexual relationship and inviting him into another. It’s become a topic of conversation among friends “I don’t know why she unfriended me,” who feel the need to keep the stories coming back to me. She’s never once asked me why. Girls, I’ve been around the block and he is his own man. I don’t have time for stuff like this, ok? I’m flattered, but there’s enough to go around. Abundance abounds, in all things. Plus I’m over here trying to save the world and stuff and can’t be bothering wondering iz he iz or iz he ain’t my baby.