Just cleared my call history for the last 3 days: 83 calls. Everyone waiting for a call back? That’s why. That’s also why you’re not allowed to call “just to say hi.” Pals, I love ya, but ya gotta text me a hello and not call me.  The text will get answered quicker, too. I promise. A friend remarked, “I attempt to fathom that degree of popularity and, of course, fail. Appreciation for the simplicity of my relative solitude is all but tangible.” I laughed. Balancing popularity with solitude has always been my yoga. I am truly blessed. And, with all due respect, I am aware if I didn’t have a magazine and wasn’t a professional psychic, I’d get far less attention