{"id":9425,"date":"2010-06-20T03:44:55","date_gmt":"2010-06-20T08:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=9425"},"modified":"2010-06-20T03:44:55","modified_gmt":"2010-06-20T08:44:55","slug":"instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Instructions to new fathers on how to diaper a baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spread the diaper in the position of the baseball diamond with you at bat.\u00a0 Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher&#8217;s mound.\u00a0 Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.\u00a0 Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.<br \/>\n~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968<\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Instructions to new fathers on how to diaper a baby&url=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=Instructions%20to%20new%20fathers%20on%20how%20to%20diaper%20a%20baby&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/instructions-to-new-fathers-on-how-to-diaper-a-baby\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spread the diaper in the position of the baseball diamond with you at bat.\u00a0 Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher&#8217;s mound.\u00a0 Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.\u00a0 Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}