{"id":40831,"date":"2015-05-30T05:22:33","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T10:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=40831"},"modified":"2015-06-02T05:22:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T10:22:50","slug":"whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;d you learn to swim? From a dog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/pool-noodle-pretzel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-40832\" src=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/pool-noodle-pretzel.jpg\" alt=\"pool noodle pretzel\" width=\"288\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a>A sunset dip in the pool, water was 81 degrees. I have two skinny pool noodles that I love using new ways!\u00a0 Today I twisted them into pretzels and stuck my arms through and I swam up and down the pool with them. They keep me high enough to keep my hair out of the water. &#8220;Where&#8217;d you learn to swim? From a dog?&#8221; Very funny. No, I just never got the hang of swimming and don&#8217;t put my face under. But I can float like a mofo!<\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Where&#8217;d you learn to swim? From a dog?&url=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=Where&#8217;d%20you%20learn%20to%20swim?%20From%20a%20dog?&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/whered-you-learn-to-swim-from-a-dog\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sunset dip in the pool, water was 81 degrees. I have two skinny pool noodles that I love using new ways!\u00a0 Today I twisted them into pretzels and stuck my arms through and I swam up and down the pool with them. They keep me high enough to keep my hair out of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40833,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40831\/revisions\/40833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}