{"id":3933,"date":"2009-07-31T02:24:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=3933"},"modified":"2009-07-31T02:24:02","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:24:02","slug":"natural-male-enhancement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/natural-male-enhancement\/","title":{"rendered":"Natural Male Enhancement"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_3934\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smiling-bob.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3934\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-3934\" title=\"smiling-bob\" src=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smiling-bob-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Take it from Bob\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3934\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Take it from Smiling Bob<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The other night I watched a movie on cable that began at 2:00am.\u00a0 That meant I also got to watch all the male enhancement medication commercials about Smiling Bob.\u00a0 Smiling Bob, whose golf stroke is the longest.\u00a0 Smiling Bob, whose wife is shown smiling while holding a hugely phallic glass of iced tea.\u00a0 Smiling Bob, in Santa hat, with a long line of ladies just squirming and giggling to get onto <em>his<\/em> lap. He&#8217;s always shown with like a long, hard golf club or a long, hard baseball bat or a long, hard, well&#8230; you get it. \u00a0 And this commercial runs over and over and over all night long on a lot of channels.\u00a0 That commercial and the one of the guys losing their hair and, oh, the belly fat fighters.\u00a0 God forbid someone lose a little hair or gets a little paunch or goes through a slow libido cycle.\u00a0 To hear these commercials, you&#8217;d think there was a raging problem in the male population.\u00a0 In fact, I&#8217;m sure that wherever you find a segment of the male population that watches these commercials all night long, every night, you&#8217;ll find all sorts of the exact &#8220;problems&#8221; they mention.\u00a0 Imagine that.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>These commercials are simply self hypnosis giving subliminal messages to your man as he falls asleep on the couch.\u00a0 Do both of you a favor and make sure the messages you are giving him on the same topics are encouraging and hopeful because they are certainly as effective as the tv commercials are.<\/p>\n<p>And since when did personal preferences become absolute guidelines anyway?\u00a0 Like the current craze for manscaping &#8211; men shaving their body hair.\u00a0 Ugh.\u00a0 Lots of chicks like their men furry.\u00a0 Not many women mind a man who is losing his hair.\u00a0 Very few women I know like the metrosexual type of man, the type real obsessed with personal grooming.\u00a0 But the tv has men thinking that is what women want.<\/p>\n<p>As for virility, that&#8217;s purely situational and likely 90% psychological.\u00a0 So don&#8217;t be taking Viagra to perform for your wife who you let have 6 kids in four years and are no longer attracted to since she doesn&#8217;t look like Barbie anymore.\u00a0 You don&#8217;t need a pill.\u00a0 You need to take a look inside yourself and get a grip on your goals and priorities and recognize the blessing in the life you&#8217;re living right now.<\/p>\n<p>Love isn&#8217;t about body fat or hair loss. That&#8217;s just the car you&#8217;re riding in this time around.\u00a0 Natural male enhancement isn&#8217;t about erections.\u00a0 It&#8217;s about being a nice person, showing concern for the welfare of those around you, wanting to somehow make the world a better place. Natural male enhancement means you&#8217;re nice to your mother and you make time for your children.\u00a0 It means you honor whoever you share space with.<\/p>\n<p>So if you are all worried about being less manly because of less hair, less libido as years go on, I guarantee that if you just work on being a good person, helping people out, brightening the world where you are, all that other stuff will work itself out just fine.<\/p>\n<p>And it doesn&#8217;t have to cost you a thing.<\/p>\n<p>And from what I hear, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nutraceuticalsworld.com\/articles\/2009\/03\/online-exclusive-adios-smiling-bob\" target=\"_blank\">Smiling Bob isn&#8217;t smiling anymore<\/a> anyway.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=5435\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">In case the FTC is wondering<\/span><\/a>, I am not endorsing anyone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/faves?sub=addfavbtn&amp;add=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.technorati.com\/pix\/fave\/tech-fav-1.png\" alt=\"Add to Technorati Favorites\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">LISTEN FREE<\/span>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.horizonsmagazine.com\/CD_Page\/Downloads.html\" target=\"_blank\">Connecting<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=2136\" target=\"_blank\">Donate $1 for good luck &amp; karma <\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/natural-male-enhancement\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Natural Male Enhancement&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/natural-male-enhancement\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/natural-male-enhancement\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/natural-male-enhancement\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=Natural%20Male%20Enhancement&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/natural-male-enhancement\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I watched a movie on cable that began at 2:00am.\u00a0 That meant I also got to watch all the male enhancement medication commercials about Smiling Bob.\u00a0 Smiling Bob, whose golf stroke is the longest.\u00a0 Smiling Bob, whose wife is shown smiling while holding a hugely phallic glass of iced tea.\u00a0 Smiling Bob, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}