{"id":36844,"date":"2014-04-23T19:06:17","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T23:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=36844"},"modified":"2014-04-23T22:18:38","modified_gmt":"2014-04-24T02:18:38","slug":"training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there\/","title":{"rendered":"Training Benny the Cat to live here and not there"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: We agreed we&#8217;d only feed Benny the Cat at my house. You fed him!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Benny-in-tree-crouching-cropped72.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-36850\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Benny-in-tree-crouching-cropped72-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. He looked hungry&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nMe: You are allowed to do what you want.<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay, it&#8217;s best if I don&#8217;t see you.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nMe: Ok, but that&#8217;s kinda drastic.<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Voice to text fail! It&#8217;s best if I don&#8217;t feed him.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nMe: I do like that better, thanks.<\/p>\n<p>RELATED: <a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=36826\">YinYang puts Benny through initiation<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=36839\">Yinnie and Ben are getting used to each other<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=36789\">Easter with Benny the Cat and YinYang<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Training Benny the Cat to live here and not there&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=Training%20Benny%20the%20Cat%20to%20live%20here%20and%20not%20there&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/training-benny-the-cat-to-live-here-and-not-there\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: We agreed we&#8217;d only feed Benny the Cat at my house. You fed him! &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. He looked hungry&#8221; Me: You are allowed to do what you want. &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, it&#8217;s best if I don&#8217;t see you.&#8221; Me: Ok, but that&#8217;s kinda drastic. &#8220;Voice to text fail! It&#8217;s best if I don&#8217;t feed him.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36844"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36851,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36844\/revisions\/36851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}