{"id":33559,"date":"2013-11-12T09:00:15","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T14:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=33559"},"modified":"2013-11-17T02:01:09","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:01:09","slug":"to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino\/","title":{"rendered":"To the soon to be Mrs. Right: Apology From the Exes by Jeanette Astorino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">We apologize,\u00a0<\/span>My sisters and I.<br \/>\nIf our misery and healing process, has caused you any distress.<br \/>\nHe is indeed Prince Charming, each of us own a pair of sparkling, glass slippers.<br \/>\nWe have wet them with our tears, and polished them with our pain.<br \/>\nWe are sorry if our anger, interrupts your date night.<br \/>\nIt is part of the process, of healing, and letting him go,<br \/>\nRemembering that our interrupted date nights,<br \/>\nWere shattered by the anger of those who went before.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We are sorry,<br \/>\nIf we cannot tell others,<br \/>\nHow wonderful he is.<br \/>\nThere have been enough lies,<br \/>\nThat\u2019s his style, not ours.<br \/>\nWe are sorry if our crazy,<br \/>\nBi-polar, borderline, behavior,<br \/>\nIs destroying the best days of your life,<br \/>\nHe singled us out,<br \/>\nBecause of these traits,<br \/>\nOr drove us to them.<\/p>\n<p>Something about us,<br \/>\nEach one of us,<br \/>\nAttracted him to us,<br \/>\nAs he is attracted to you.<\/p>\n<p>But surely he is healed,<br \/>\nWe are the crazy ones,<br \/>\nBecause he said it to you,<br \/>\nAs he said it to us.<\/p>\n<p>Our deepest apologies,<br \/>\nIf our friends and family who love us,<br \/>\nAttack him, or speak badly of him,<br \/>\nIt\u2019s about us, not you,<br \/>\nAnd one day, you might discover,<br \/>\nThat friends are a good thing to have.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, we are sorry,<br \/>\nIf we caused any trouble,<br \/>\nWe sincerely hope that you are as happy with him,<br \/>\nAs we were before he found us to be,<br \/>\nInferior, unattractive, lacking,<br \/>\nHaving outlived our usefulness.<\/p>\n<p>We are not crazy,<br \/>\nBut we once were,<br \/>\nBut now that the virus has been neutralized,<br \/>\nOur healing can begin.<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations,<br \/>\nOn your new love.<br \/>\nWe are crazy,<br \/>\nLike all our sisters before us,<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m sure things are different for you.<\/p>\n<p>Apology From the Exes by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jeanette.astorino\">Jeanette Astorino<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=To the soon to be Mrs. Right: Apology From the Exes by Jeanette Astorino&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=To%20the%20soon%20to%20be%20Mrs.%20Right:%20Apology%20From%20the%20Exes%20by%20Jeanette%20Astorino&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/to-the-soon-to-be-mrs-right-apology-from-the-exes-by-jeanette-astorino\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We apologize,\u00a0My sisters and I. If our misery and healing process, has caused you any distress. He is indeed Prince Charming, each of us own a pair of sparkling, glass slippers. We have wet them with our tears, and polished them with our pain. We are sorry if our anger, interrupts your date night. 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