{"id":23949,"date":"2013-01-25T05:55:06","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T10:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=23949"},"modified":"2013-02-16T14:37:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T19:37:43","slug":"theres-nothing-like-this-in-hoboken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/theres-nothing-like-this-in-hoboken\/","title":{"rendered":"“There’s nothing like this in Hoboken”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a boss years ago who loved to tell a joke to all the sassy new young secretaries that he liked to cut down to size.\u00a0 I paraphrase, but you\u2019ll get the drift:\u00a0 A man takes his first trip out to Las Vegas, it\u2019s his first trip anywhere out of his hometown.\u00a0 It\u2019s also his first flight.\u00a0 he\u2019s got a window seat, a pretty flight attendant is serving his lunch and drinks, \u201cThere\u2019s sure nothing like this in Hoboken<\/em>,\u201d he thinks. He gets into Las Vegas and asks the cabby to take a drive down the strip and take him to a casino.\u00a0\u00a0\u201cThere\u2019s nothing like this in Hoboken.\u201d\u00a0<\/em>he says.\u00a0 He gambles all night, he wins lots of money, he\u2019s got girls hanging all over him.\u00a0\u00a0\u201cThere\u2019s sure nothing like this in Hoboken.\u201d<\/em>\u00a0He choses the best looking girl, they go drinking and dancing and end up at his hotel room.\u00a0 She\u2019s beautiful.\u00a0\u00a0\u201cThere\u2019s nothing like this in Hoboken,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0he says. The entire trip has been a surprise and delight, so many new experiences.\u00a0 He can hardly wait for what\u2019s to come.\u00a0 She undresses.\u00a0 The lights go out.\u00a0\u201cAh,\u201d he says, \u201cjust like Hoboken.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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