{"id":20677,"date":"2012-08-22T21:18:05","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T01:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=20677"},"modified":"2013-10-13T13:56:42","modified_gmt":"2013-10-13T17:56:42","slug":"you-dont-know-how-wonderful-i-am-because-you-accept-applications-online-only-what-i-cannot-do-is-pass-your-background-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/you-dont-know-how-wonderful-i-am-because-you-accept-applications-online-only-what-i-cannot-do-is-pass-your-background-check\/","title":{"rendered":"You don&#8217;t know how wonderful I am, because you accept applications online only. What I cannot do is pass your background check"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=20678\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-20678\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-20678\" title=\"shrugging\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/shrugging-300x186.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"186\" \/><\/a>On Facebook tonight, my <a href=\"http:\/\/jeremyjamesbonner.com\/\">roommate<\/a> wrote: \u00a0&#8220;If your assistant doesn&#8217;t assist you, hire me: I will make you laugh and feel light-hearted all day, I can answer your phone with a smile and treat your customers and your business with the upmost respect and care, I&#8217;m completely computer literate and genuinely a really nice guy, I can make your life so much easier, but you don&#8217;t know how wonderful I am, because you accept applications online only, so we have never had this discussion, or the one about what I cannot do. What I cannot do is pass your background check or the judgements you make as a result of it. &#8221; \u00a0I responded, &#8220;<em>What might help is if you had not checked you had a felony conviction on the application when you do not have a felony conviction, you ditzoid.<\/em>&#8221; \u00a0Just sayin&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/you-dont-know-how-wonderful-i-am-because-you-accept-applications-online-only-what-i-cannot-do-is-pass-your-background-check\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=You don&#8217;t know how wonderful I am, because you accept applications online only. 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