{"id":18424,"date":"2012-02-16T15:27:32","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T20:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=18424"},"modified":"2012-02-18T07:44:51","modified_gmt":"2012-02-18T12:44:51","slug":"sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Sheldon, Amy, don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re fooling Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy&#8217;s mother (in somewhat robotic voices) over a video computer connection on a laptop]<br \/>\nMrs. Fowler: It&#8217;s nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn&#8217;t believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.<br \/>\nSheldon Cooper: I assure you I am quite real. And I&#8217;m having regular intercourse with your daughter.<br \/>\nMrs. Fowler: [in a surprised tone] What?<br \/>\nSheldon Cooper: Oh, yes. We&#8217;re like wild animals in heat. It&#8217;s a wonder that neither of us has been hurt.<br \/>\nMrs. Fowler: [scared] Amy, what is he saying?<!--more--><br \/>\nAmy Farrah Fowler: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.<br \/>\n[Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back]<br \/>\nAmy Farrah Fowler: I have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.<br \/>\nSheldon Cooper: Oh yes. It&#8217;s time for me to make love to your daughter&#8217;s vagina.<br \/>\n[Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top]<\/p>\n<p>From &#8220;<em>The Big Bang Theory: The Desperation Emanation<\/em> (#4.5)&#8221; (2010)<\/p>\n<p>This episode cracked me up this week. I think it&#8217;s hiliarious these 2 characters are replicating their perception of what they see happen out in the world that is considered normal. \u00a0Isn&#8217;t that what we all do? \u00a0Isn&#8217;t that what different perceptions is all about?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/character\/ch0064640\/quotes\">More Big Bang Theory quotes<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Sheldon, Amy, don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re fooling Mom&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=Sheldon,%20Amy,%20don&#8217;t%20think%20you&#8217;re%20fooling%20Mom&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/sheldon-amy-dont-think-youre-fooling-mom\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy&#8217;s mother (in somewhat robotic voices) over a video computer connection on a laptop] Mrs. Fowler: It&#8217;s nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn&#8217;t believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend. Sheldon Cooper: I assure you I am quite real. And I&#8217;m having regular [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18424"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18437,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18424\/revisions\/18437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}