{"id":15329,"date":"2011-05-29T07:12:27","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T11:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=15329"},"modified":"2014-03-03T03:33:36","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T08:33:36","slug":"i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash\/","title":{"rendered":"I Slept-Tossed My Eyeglasses In The Trash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a fun day Saturday, driving around Melbourne with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reverbnation.com\/ghostbeat\" target=\"_blank\">Bryan Tilford<\/a>,\u00a0delivering the June Horizons Magazine to Creative Energy, Aquarian Dreams, Nature&#8217;s Market and Herb Corner. \u00a0 We had fun goofing off and on the way home went to Chili&#8217;s for lunch. \u00a0We had chicken ceasar salads and made little sandwiches out of the croutons and shaved parmesean cheese. \u00a0When I got home I crashed out from 5:00pm til 1:00am. \u00a0When I woke up and reached for my glasses, they were missing. <em>How can my glasses be missing, when all I did was nap in the big puffy chair?<\/em> I felt all around me within arm&#8217;s reach and nothing. \u00a0Not in the chair, not on the floor. I got up and retraced my steps. \u00a0Increasingly I don&#8217;t need my glasses, so I&#8217;ve taken to laying them down, but usually only in obvious places where I can&#8217;t miss them. \u00a0Interestingly enough, my glasses from last year were also missing and I had to use a pair of designer eyeglasses from the 1970&#8217;s that made me look like Fearless Fly. \u00a0The new glasses are so lightweight and rimless that I needed to wear glasses in order to find them. \u00a0And voila, there they were. \u00a0Apparently when I was in the kitchen feeding Izzy,\u00a0I&#8217;d tossed them in the trash. \u00a0 That&#8217;s a new one.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I used to sleepwalk so I always stay dressed when I sleep, just in case. I have bells and chimes on each door so if I go to open one, the sound will wake me if I&#8217;m asleep. \u00a0Once years ago I got as far out the door as halfway down the front walk to the driveway before the cool air hit my face and woke me. \u00a0 That was last millenium.<\/p>\n<p>Once I woke up and my pillow was missing. \u00a0I turned the house and yard upside down looking for it and finally found it when I opened the refrigerator door. \u00a0 Another time, I&#8217;d loaded dozens of books into the washing machine. \u00a0I&#8217;m glad I did not turn it on and that I left the washing machine door open so I saw it the next morning. \u00a0An ex used to tape record me mumbling in my sleep, but I never really said much of anything. \u00a0Usually not even entire sentences. The sleepwalking and talking doesn&#8217;t seems to be related to what I recall of dreams I am having at the time. \u00a0 And I wouldn&#8217;t dream of throwing my glasses into the trash.<\/p>\n<p>RELATED: <a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=34095\">Sleep Walking, Sleep Working<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=18393\">I thought my sleepwalking days were over<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/?p=10048\">The Weirdest Things I&#8217;ve Done While Sleepwalking<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"s-share-buttons\" class=\"horizontal-w-c-circular s-share-w-c\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to Facebook\" class=\"s3-facebook hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=I Slept-Tossed My Eyeglasses In The Trash&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Twitter\" class=\"s3-twitter hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/share?url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash\/\" target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Share to Google Plus\" class=\"s3-google-plus hint--top\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?mini=true&url=http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share to LinkedIn\" class=\"s3-linkedin hint--top\"><\/a><div class=\"pinit-btn-div\"><a href=\"\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/\" data-pin-do=\"buttonBookmark\"  data-pin-color=\"red\" title=\"Share to Pinterest\" class=\"s3-pinterest hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script><a href=\"mailto:?Subject=I%20Slept-Tossed%20My%20Eyeglasses%20In%20The%20Trash&Body=Here%20is%20the%20link%20to%20the%20article:%20http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/i-slept-tossed-my-eyeglasses-in-the-trash\/\" title=\"Email this article\" class=\"s3-email hint--top\"><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a fun day Saturday, driving around Melbourne with Bryan Tilford,\u00a0delivering the June Horizons Magazine to Creative Energy, Aquarian Dreams, Nature&#8217;s Market and Herb Corner. \u00a0 We had fun goofing off and on the way home went to Chili&#8217;s for lunch. \u00a0We had chicken ceasar salads and made little sandwiches out of the croutons [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15329"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35874,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15329\/revisions\/35874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/horizonsmagazine.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}